It is 6/6/06. The remake of “The Omen” debuts today to some bad reviews. You know, Hollywood’s antichrist is never as frightening as the real one(s). Anyway, I just wanted to announce some things that have NOT happened today:

• The Rapture has not occurred as pre-tribulational, pre-millennial believers have noticed. Not that they expected it today, it’s just that they expect it any day.
• Christ has not returned as amillennial believers have noticed.
• The antichrist was not born today. “Children, it is the last hour, and as you have heard that antichrist is coming, so now many antichrists have come.” (1Jn 2:18, ESV)
• God has not started heeding our calendar. Just because we call today 6/6/06 does not mean that God recognizes our method of counting days. Indeed, He established a method that we no longer follow! It was the calendar outlined in the Law.
• Hitler was not resurrected. No kidding, really. It didn’t happen.

I might just have some Underwood Deviled Ham for lunch today with some deviled eggs. Follow that up with some devil’s food cake as a snack. Making me hungry.